New blogskin!
Friday, October 16, 2009 @ 11:33 PM
2 more last exams! Im oredi in holiday mood anyway..HAHAH.
Changed my blogskin and layout.This time the coding were much harder. Got nth to do anyway. Hope its better than the previous..! Rate in if u want to..i wont mind accepting horrible comments. Thanks Clarrisa for sending me the picture at my border on the right. Looks pretty suitable for my blog. Very sophisated. And ive changed my music player.More chinese songs! Dun worry deres still some english ones.
Dear indian mates..Happy deepavali ! . A plenty of thoughts..should i go for the study outing? the movie outing or the deepavli hse outing tmr? i still got a father birthday dinner at Eunos tmr! hell busy.
Since i got really bored..i made some hilarous chemistry jokes by flipping through the chemistry textbook.. Told some of them to Ck and he laughed out loud.
1) What did one atom tell the other?
-I think i lost an electron
-Are you sure?
-Yes,I'm postive
2) A neutron walks into a bar and he asks the bartender," How much for a beer?"
The bartender looks at him and says: "For you, its no charge."
3) Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
Cauz they're cheaper than day rates.
4) What did one titration tell the other?
Let's Meet at the end point.
5) Do you know what happened to the chemists who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldnt put the book down.
6) What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion
7) Why did the ice cube got divorced?
his wife said he was too cold.
8) Why did carbon marry hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met. ( covalent bonding)
9) Sharjun and Kelly were sitting at a bar. Sharjun said to Kelly: " Sorry.I don't think the chemistry is right."
10) A group of organic molecules were having a party , when a group of robbers broke into the house and stole all the guests molecular masses. A tall strong man came to resue with a machine gun and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were grateful to the man and asked him wats his name.
He replied: " My name is BOND.Covalent bond."